I get snarky about Paris Hilton

No, you never thought you'd read about Paris Hilton in THIS blog, did you? I never thought she would do something even vaguely interesting. But just seeing this made me laugh and cry at the same time.

This mercifully short video clip shows her being escorted up onto a stage at the Miss Turkey 2008 pageant by another dancer. A huge group of talented live musicians are playing, and it's... well... comical, painful and sad all at the same time.

She is so bewildered and completely out of her league. Up against that drummer, all those amazing musicians and a beautiful dancer, the contrast is almost too much. It's sad, really. It's also sad that everyone in the audience and on the stage were probably thinking she has no talent. Yeaaaah, probably.

Probably can't even spell bellydance, either.

Oh, I'm sorry, was that catty? Man, I would so love to just fire off a good rant about the many things Ms. Hilton lacks. But no, I will not sully this blog with the likes of such gossip.

I don't think I can handle too much Paris. She really brings out the wench in me.