Election Day

Wouldn't it be nice if we could determine our presidents with a trial by combat, just like SCA crown tourneys? I'm pretty sure Kerry would kick Bush's ass. Can't you just imagine them all decked out in plate (or plastic if that's your preference) banging away at each other with fat rattan longswords? I'm betting Bush would be a sword-and-board kind of guy, but Kerry might be good with a great sword or maybe even spear.

And if you don't like the regime, wait six months.