Twitter meme: #MedievalMovies

So Twitter is a really addictive social sharing tool if you haven't tried it. A feature called "trending topics" shows you what tons of people are talking about ALL AT ONCE. It's like an RSS feed on crack.

One of today's trending topics is called #medievalmovies, and is hilarious. You have to *medievalify the names of non-medieval movies. Since not all of you have Twitter, I'm copying some of my favorites here. Man, it's like somebody started this JUST FOR ME! Some of these ideas are ripe for parody.

Julian Calendar Girls

Feudal Attraction

You've Got Chainmail

Weekend At Constantinople's

Serf's Up

Apocalypse Whence

This Is Spinal Tapestry

National Lampoon's Monastic Pilgrimage Vacation

Grand Theft Cart: Market Town Edition

Last Castle on the Left

Ace Ventura: Parapet Detective

Marketplace Royale

Crouching Knight, Hidden Flagon

Father Of the Wench

My Big Fat Byzantine Wedding

Under Siege Engines

Up Close and Percival

The Italian Renaissance Job

I Know What You Ploughed Last Summer

Gawain My Way

Legally Blondel

Sex in the Citadel

Charlemagne's Angels

Sisterhood of the Traveling Corset

A Moat Runs Round It

Buffy the Viking Slayer

The Hazard of Dukes

Mr & Mrs Blacksmith

Thatch Me if you Can

Its a Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat world

A Feudal Good Men

Annie Get Your Crossbow

Sir Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Trebuchet

Runneth, Lola, Runneth

Some Like It Motte and Bailey

Jerry Mcsquire

Milord, Where is my Mount?

Snakes On An Ox-Cart

The Man With The Golden Trebuchet

Carriagespotting

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Catapults

16 Tallows (or) Sixteen Candelabras

Prithee in Pink

The Star Wars of the Roses

Single White Damsel

Monks in Black

White Men Can't Joust

Die Bard

Die Hard: With a Crossbow

Reservoir Dragons

Next of Bodkin

Robert The Bruce Almighty

* I'm like Shakespeare, yo! I can make up words and stuff.